Lori: oh my god
i SO WANT TO GO
me: doesn't that sound awesome?
Lori: man i wish i could go
me: I'm glad I am not the only one who found that astounding
Lori: how could anyone not find that astounding
me: it's like the perfect union of irony and showmanship
they should get married and have babies
Lori: i can only hope they do a stirring rendition of "what's up pussycat" together
maybe they already have
me: or maybe he will sing "Pop Life"