janet_harvey (janet_harvey) wrote,

And Don't Forget to Wiggle Your Toes

You can thank Frank 151 for bringing this month's little-known holidays to our collective attention. I kinda wish my birthday fell on National Cherry Popsicle Day but, close enough.

"Weird August

Today is August 1st, marking the beginning of a month chock-full of special, fun, and mostly irrelevant holidays. The year is full of them, but in our busy lives we rarely get to participate because we aren’t aware they are taking place! Imagine how many “Play God Days” (January 9th, fyi) and “Child Labor Days” (January 31st) have gone and passed all the fun you could have had with them.
Did you thank your exterminator on Ratcatcher’s Day (July 22nd)? We didn’t think so, and who knows what he’s been doing in retalliation. A lot of them have access to master keys. We’re gonna help you out. Here is a list of all those wonderful days for August. You can thank us by having a great National Eye Exam month.

August 1 is Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
August 2 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is National Watermelon Day
August 4 is Twins Day Festival
August 5 is National Mustard Day
August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Night
August 9 is National Polka Festival
August 10 is LazyDay
August 11 is Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is Middle Child’s Day
August 13 is Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is Potato Day
August 20 is National Radio Day
August 21 is National Spumoni Day
August 22 is Be An Angel Day
August 23 is National Spongecake Day
August 24 is Knife Day
August 25 is Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is Petroleum Day
August 28 is World Sauntering Day
August 29 is More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is National Trail Mix Day

DON’T FORGET THE ZUCCHINIS FOR THE 8th!"
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